PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!
I can't. I just can't. WHAT is the fasciNATION with SHOWING your BUTT CHEEKS?!?!?! It's happening all over the world. Why? The American slavery, oops, prison system. Honestly, I blame the American prison system for a whole HEAP of things (which I will discuss in future) but let's just stay on subject.
I wish I had pinchers for every time I pass by a Hipster wearing leggings and showing off their panties, er, boxer/briefs as though it’s the new form of Peacocking. When I see a young brother in the ‘hood wearing jeans that could potentially look nice, walking like they have a hot, steamy load in their basketball shorts - which are worn in between their undies and their falling pants - I want to grab them by the face, stare deeply into their eyes and ask, ever so gently, “What the fuck is wrong with you, man?” It's gross and no one enjoys it.
People need to start being marked for their stupidity. Kind of the same way that people wear a tear-drop tattoo underneath their eye when they have killed someone. These Booty Broadcasters should be forced to do something equally as ridiculous. ...when I come up with the "mark" you will be the first to know.
In the REAL hood, those gangsta saggers ARE carrying a hot load. Honey, I'm not kidding you.
ReplyDeleteYes. I am amazed at how many things the prison system has contributed to our culture. Please DO write that blog soon. Unless you are all 51/50 and can't be told what to do. Ok, S.A.? ;)