Public Service Announcement:

If your thighs rub together, do not wear shorts!  This is not a joke.

A designer needs to create a pair of shorts that will not ride up.  It's as if shorts are on mission, a journey, a spiritual quest to reach the mother land: Vagina.  It's a beautiful and wondrous place, I know.  But c'mon!

This has nothing to do with being thin or fat.  If you are a thin woman who just happens to be knock-kneed  - because you had to wear special shoes to correct your bowed legs as a baby - and has sexy, curvy thighs, you should not wear shorts.  Walking down the street and constantly grabbing near your crotch to yank out yards of fabric is not attractive.  Trust me, I know.  I've been doing it all the day long.

"Why don't you just get shorts that are longer/shorter?"  You think you're the first person to experience that spark of genius?  You're not.  I've tried all kinds of shorts and...I think you know where they end up.  Listen friends, I'm looking out for your best interest.  Just...just put the shorts down, pick up that slutty skirt you've been too afraid to wear and rock the HELL OUT OF IT!!!  Embrace the fact that you are a sexy thigh rubbing machine and -- wait, that didn't sound right at all...