Gimmie! Gimmie! GIMMIE!!!

There are some people you will come across in your daily life who are slores.  Slore=slut/whore.  If this surprises you, you may be the slore in your community.  

You’re probably wondering what has sparked this topic.  Well a slore, clearly!  Not just one, many.  Over a great deal of time.  There is no way to completely rid your life of slores: they are both male and female, they are married, they are single, they go to church, etc.  Slores are all around you!  Some of your friends are slores.  

Have you ever thought twice about inviting a friend to a group function because they may proposition someone’s husband?  Slore.  Have you ever been hit on by your friend’s boyfriend?  Slore.  Is there a person you know who uses alcohol as an excuse for why they were so “affectionate”?  Possible slore - they may have other issues or just really, really like you.  

I have friends who say they would never date/marry a major athlete because of the groupies.  Let me be the first to tell you, that was probably never going to happen anyway.  Secondly, a groupie-slore doesn’t need your man to be famous to try and hit it.  He can be a postman, a lawyer, a stay at home dad who takes little Bethany to the playground every afternoon.  

It’s simply exhausting, the amount of people who feel entitled to any and everything, all the time.  The slore dilemma speaks to a larger issue of selfishness and a lack of satisfaction.  It’s sad, really.  In order to offer my assistance to slores all over the world, I have put together a dialogue outline that you may want to use (feel free to adjust):

YOU: How are you?

SLORE: Pretty good I guess.

YOU: Most people don’t like you--  

SLORE: Excuse me?

YOU: --because you are really bad at being a useful member of society.

SLORE: What the f--

YOU: I mean, if you were getting paid for the sex, then ok.   That’s a profession!

SLORE: ...Would you like to go have sex?

YOU: I think you should seek professional help.  

As you can see from the above dialogue, it will be difficult to get through to a slore.  They are convinced that what they do is acceptable and that people will still like them.  Show a slore in your community that it’s not ok.  But be supportive, in as non-sexual a way as possible. 

Listen, I have no easy answers or quick fixes or any answers at all.  What I do have is a blog where I can vent and say what ever the hell I want and it feels GREAT!   You should get one too!